Monday, September 12, 2016

Future Actress - Twirly Girly

Sarah ate lunch with me because she was upset over a huge googly eye that she had put on her lunch bag, but I took it off after she came storming into my classroom after morning recess.   I sent her off to play football at lunch recess.   The lunch bell rang and I was walking out to get my class when two frantic students came up and said Sarah was in the bathroom and blood was all over the ground.   I ran over there and sure enough there was an enormous pile of blood and Sarah had blood all over her shirt, on her face, and in her mouth.   I guess the NTA found her in the pool of blood and it looked like she was passed out.   I touched the blood on her face and realized it was not real, plus her face was stained and I'm pretty sure that real blood washes off.   Of course, I don't really know this for sure, but at that point I didn't believe my daughter had bleed that much in the bathroom because she physically didn't have anything that was bleeding.   I went back to get my class and left the nurse along with 4-5 NTA's in the bathroom to deal with Sarah.   I'm not sure I mentioned that Sarah goes to my school.   So, I called the nurse in about 20 minutes to confirm that the blood was fake and the nurse indicated Sarah should be in counseling.   I replied that we go weekly.   It was still a mystery to what the blood really was because I sent her out to recess and didn't see that she had anything on her or in her pockets.   I found out after school that Sarah got it out of the prize box.   She won the fake blood!!!   I just almost started giggling and I giggled now when I think about her antics.   Her teacher will probably get in trouble over this one, but leave it to Sarah to stage a dramatic episode of being hurt at school.   Does anyone want to take her onto Hollywood and get her started with a career?

1 comment:

  1. Omg!!! Thank you for sharing this. This made my night, oooohhhhh Sarah, she's going to be famous!!

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