My friend told me about the Walmart app. I decided to try it and I was pleasantly impressed. I ordered my groceries online, paid for them, selected a pick-up time, went to Walmart at my selected time, and they brought them to the car within 7 minutes. I started telling everyone about how amazing this service is going to be for me. I don't have to go grocery shopping with Sarah. Well, the second time was a complete fail. I choose a later pick-up time from 5-6. We pulled in the designated stall and called the number. I noticed there were quite a few cars there, but decided to wait it out. Forty-five minutes later I was calling them to complain. They told me that a lot of cars came at the wrong time and they were backed-up. I was not happy that I was there at the correct time, but they still didn't bring my groceries out to my car. I left without my groceries and decided not to go to another grocery store with Sarah because this was what I was trying to avoid in the first place by using the app.
Fast forward to the next night and I took Sarah to Vons. I told her she had to stay with me in the store because she tends to run off and grab things we don't need. There have been times she even grabbed a cart and filled it up with groceries. We made it all the way thru the store to the extremely long check-out line and I forgot her Uncrustables. I stupidly told her to go to the freezer aisle and try to find some. Sarah was gone for a long time and came back with zero Uncrustables. She told me she couldn't find them. I went ahead and paid for our groceries and we left. I know this story just gets longer and longer, but it gets worse.
Thursday Fred sent me a picture of part of a condom wrapper from Sarah's bathroom. I just thought maybe she found it at school. She is known for filling up trash from school of various items. Thursday night at dinner I asked her about the wrapper. She got a funny look on her face and said she didn't know anything. After continuous questioning she then said she got it from Vons. I told her she didn't get it from Vons because I was with her the whole time (of which I wasn't). She said she found a package opened and there were only two condoms in there. She told us she took them. Sarah went and got her phone and showed me a video she made about the condoms and safe sex. (no I'm not posting the video. I actually deleted it from her phone. I'm pretty sure I don't need that on YouTube, even though it was quite hilarious). Fred went into the bathroom and found the box and one more wrapper. She was right there was one missing. We now have have to take her back to the store to confess and pay for this box of Trojan condoms. I mean we as in Fred is going to take her back to the store to confess to the manager.
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